KID:

                                 “ I’m not twelve, thank you. I’m fourteen years old and just 
                                    because I’m young, doesn’t give you the right to lecture me and
                                    say I’m stupid. You better watch your damn mouth before I make
                              you regret those words. And the kindness? They can take it and
                                    shove it up their asses, because I don’t need it. I get along just fine
                                    on my own, I sure as HELL don’t need any help. Or a lecture from
                                    some asshole who thinks he’s my father. ”

          ^{muffled laughter from the inside of his mask. one arm even crosses
          his gut to accurately convey just how hilarious everything this baby-child
          has been spewing since the conversation started. maybe he’s being a bit
          of a dick, but hey, that’s life. kid won’t get anywhere if adults like him just
          kind of go along with whatever they say.} 

               ^{“ – your FATHER ? “}

          ^{the mere concept of him raising a child to be so
          incompetent just … it’s really a prime example of
          why life can be so damn enjoyable.
          comedy, it’s everywhere.} 

               ^{“ hate to break it to you, kid, but i wouldn’t
                 raise a girl this stupid. it just – it wouldn’t
                 happen. you’re twelve & you’ve got a
                 pride complex. that’s somethin’ else. “}