xanodite:

               _{Trying to conceal hysterical
               laughter ultimately failed.}

      _{❝Wait, are you being serious? That’s
      really funny dude. No way in hell.❞}

               ^{“ i mean, you’ve never expressly
                 stated that i’m unattractive so i
                 couldn’t just eliminate the
                 possibility without you
                 weighing in on the
                 subject first … “}